Thursday, 27 March 2014

The Hungry Kids Donation Scam

Approach couples, older people, families. I think they would be more compassionate with your, erm, cause.

  • Dress up kind of formal, I mean nice pants, nice shoes and a nice shirt. No over the top bullshit like suites, though.
  • Buy apples. They are cheap as shit and easy to carry around and eat (not messy)
  • Approach people on the street, politely, and tell them you're selling apples to raise money for hungry kids.
  • Sell each apple for 1 dollar
  • Huge profit margin.

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